I Got a ‘Quantum Physics’ Message

I Got a ‘Quantum Physics’ Massage in the Billionaire Capital of America. Sure, you can get a standard massage or facial at the on-site Body Sage Spa in the Rusty Parrot. But the menu goes way beyond that, with offerings ranging from a Phia “energetic crystal exfoliation” with “quantum essences” to a “wild nature invigorating experience,” to “awaken the WILD within.” I opted for the 60-minute Phia “energy force” massage with quantum physics with custom aromatherapy. I had no idea what that entailed, but after booking, I was sent an online questionnaire with all kinds of questions to drive my treatment. Instead of asking about my skin or sore muscles, it asked more personal questions, including what kind of flowers I liked and where I’d like to spend a Friday night.

Based on the survey answers, the massage staff determined that my best match was the Phia “Imagination” essential oil scent. There was a quick aroma test, as well as an unexpected balancing test, to see if it was a fit for me. The whole experience was above and beyond what I had ever experienced in spas around the world. I highly recommend it!